Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Anarchist Armoured Assault

The AAA pkfw IX autopanzer

Hey there anarchists out there, let's join up and fuck the guvrnment! Down with the sytem, the vice!
Freedom! Be counted as the Clansman! For gaia!
I don't really wanna write a lot now, sorry, too drunk....
neat vehicles to enforce world anarchy. Like this one

Now see that vehicle over there with someone who looks pretty whackable anyway, that's a kinda very common autorickshaw, found by the millions in india. Yeah millions, look at the next pic yeah?Millions, innit?
Well we all heard of the TATA nano didn't we?

In line with my intent to inject chaos into world, what I'm working on here is the world's cheapest disposable sacrificial light attack and recon vehicle; The kampfwagen auto panzer' (NATO reporting name- Rattcrow)
Presenting, ze fearsome MG42:

So you see what i got is basically the World famous Indian Autorickshaw with the notorious WW2 nazi machine gun MG42 installed at the top. I see it as a useful and novel unification of the 3 evergreen concepts of using lighter vehicles to counter increasing crude costs, an increasingly burgeoning (and thus disposable) population and Guderian's blitzkrieg tactics. A perfect light recon and attack unit which fits in well with the ratty times with all the yuppie twerplings runnin around like a self replicating tribe of remote controlled ratts. Some Rich anarchist like Mustaine or someone, tell me if you can help me with the capital required to setup this extremely cost effective solution. And if you can do without the gore, well, we can always look into non lethal weapons like egg mortars and watermelon catapults, although I'd obviously prefer the mg42 as I've had ENOUGH! !
Hic bye, droogies!

3 Comments:

Blogger The Xtramile.. said...

good one...u sure have lots of time dude :P

11:23 PM  
Blogger "Terran Intelligence" by timetin said...

Old enough to know now that only fools ever really run out of time/find themselves too busy all the time. The fools that they are, can't blame them and their Celeron brained heroic yet vain multi tasking efforts.

2:47 AM  
Blogger The Xtramile.. said...

he he he...well said....u never have time u have 2 take time out :):) well thats wat i think :)

2:51 AM  

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